The ‘Golfing’ Twelve Days Of Christmas

If the Twelve Days of Christmas were about golf this is how it would go…….

On the first day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me……….a birdie on a par 3.

On the second day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me……..Two Titleist golf balls.

On the third day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me………Three gap wedges.

On the fourth day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me…….Four shouts of ‘FORE’

On the fifth day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me……Five golf range cards.

On the sixth day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me…….Six ‘Gimme’ long putts. 

On the seventh day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me…...Seven free drops.

On the eighth day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me…..Eight magic pencils. 

On the ninth day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me……..Nine holes at Dukes Meadows. 

On the tenth day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me……Ten lady golf friends. 

On the eleventh day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me…..Eleven rounds at Augusta.

On the twelfth day of Christmas the golf gods gave to me…….Twelve lessons with James Irons for only £240! Bargain! :)

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